Get hyped, nerds!
Elon Musk is preparing a mini-sub as we speak.
Anyway, get back to me when they find the Biker Mice up there.
Took em a while!
Bang some frogs in there and see what happens in a few years. Reckon the frogs’ll be dead
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?
Probably not but maybe a lake, not some kind of meltwater filling some space between rock and ice, as happens in certain glaciers on Earth
Might need to rethink their mode of transport.
Would you drink it?
didn’t they find ice and shit ages ago. Our forays into space are so unimpressive
Not until it’s been proven chestburster-free thanks
- It would be funniest if it turned out to be Ribena
- It would be funniest if it turned out to be piss
- It would be funniest if it turned out to be sparkling water
- It would be funniest if it turned out to be just normal water but with green food colouring so it looked more spacey
- All of these would be equally funny
- None of these would be funny
- I think I may raise a wry grin at one or two of the options but some of the others make me quite cross
Tell them to send it down here, it’s bloody roasting these days! Eh guys hahahaha
Oh hell yes!
This is not conventional flat earth theory, which states that other planets i) exist and ii) are spherical, it’s just earth that’s flat because humanity is special. i.e. God dun it
Is there fuck.
Why, you drank it all already?
I barely know 'er!
Bet they’ve got a fucking hosepipe ban and all! Elf n’ Safety gone mAd!!1
Liquid piss on mars
Is this a Biker Mice From Mars reference?