List of Childish swearwords


#1

There is none better than jobby which is amusingly used in Aberdeenshire and City as a “small oddjob, like fixing a picture frame”.


#2

dipstick


#3

plonker (that’s an all timer)


#4

Tube or plantpot both get a decent amount of usage when I can’t fully express myself.


#5

Plantpot’s an absolutely belting polite putdown. Use it a lot, along with balloon, spanner and notright.


#6

Prong.


#7

Notright is absolutely marvellous. Having that.


#8

gutted that my daughter grew out of picture books before this was published


#9

Derrhead


#10

Mah TV’s a Scot, and “tube” always makes me grin


#11

Dime bar


#12

Duurbrain


#13

these ones are problematic though, thinking about it. right?


#14

Probably, yeah


#15

Berk, on the other hand, is more than fine.

Also quite like using wally when talking to the kids in my class too.


#16

Fuck, yes.

:slightly_frowning_face:


#17

not sure if this extends anywhere else in the country, but a ‘Malcolm’ refers to a jobsworthy little shite in the Guildford/Woking/Aldershot tri-city area. one of my faves for sure.


#18

Its berk. Berk berk berk.


#19

Fanny


#20

Borderline adult.