List of Childish swearwords

There is none better than jobby which is amusingly used in Aberdeenshire and City as a “small oddjob, like fixing a picture frame”.

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dipstick

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plonker (that’s an all timer)

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Tube or plantpot both get a decent amount of usage when I can’t fully express myself.

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Plantpot’s an absolutely belting polite putdown. Use it a lot, along with balloon, spanner and notright.

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Prong.

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Notright is absolutely marvellous. Having that.

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gutted that my daughter grew out of picture books before this was published

Derrhead

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Mah TV’s a Scot, and “tube” always makes me grin

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Dime bar

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Duurbrain

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Probably, yeah

Berk, on the other hand, is more than fine.

Also quite like using wally when talking to the kids in my class too.

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Fuck, yes.

:slightly_frowning_face:

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not sure if this extends anywhere else in the country, but a ‘Malcolm’ refers to a jobsworthy little shite in the Guildford/Woking/Aldershot tri-city area. one of my faves for sure.

Its berk. Berk berk berk.

Fanny

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Borderline adult.

I call things “spoons” all the time. Ya fucking spoon.