There is none better than jobby which is amusingly used in Aberdeenshire and City as a “small oddjob, like fixing a picture frame”.
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dipstick
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plonker (that’s an all timer)
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Tube or plantpot both get a decent amount of usage when I can’t fully express myself.
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Plantpot’s an absolutely belting polite putdown. Use it a lot, along with balloon, spanner and notright.
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Prong.
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Notright is absolutely marvellous. Having that.
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gutted that my daughter grew out of picture books before this was published
Derrhead
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Mah TV’s a Scot, and “tube” always makes me grin
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Dime bar
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Duurbrain
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Probably, yeah
Berk, on the other hand, is more than fine.
Also quite like using wally when talking to the kids in my class too.
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Fuck, yes.
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not sure if this extends anywhere else in the country, but a ‘Malcolm’ refers to a jobsworthy little shite in the Guildford/Woking/Aldershot tri-city area. one of my faves for sure.
Its berk. Berk berk berk.
Fanny
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Borderline adult.
I call things “spoons” all the time. Ya fucking spoon.