#22

Get a lot of mileage from using words off of American cartoon type stuff - bozo, dunderhead, dufus, etc.

#23

Top bants for using the childish swearword with a grade A proper swear. Nice.

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#24

Big fan of calling someone a nipple. Or ‘egg’ if the situation calls for something a little less risqué.

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#25

avatar / post interface

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#26

Wazzock
Numpty

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#27

Me & my brothers had an exhaustive list of swearwords which we would say as one long word whenever we were feeling rebellious or our parents weren’t around.

gitshitpoowillybum

We were pretty dangerous.

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#28

I’ve seen people kick off about berk because they’re convinced it’s derived from ‘Barkshire Hunt’ being rhyming slang for cunt and therefore is as bad.

Utter berks, obviously.

#29

Absolute packet of bunts.

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#31

I reckon Pulp Fiction was the one to blame for that

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#32

mongo, gimp, spastic, gay, bent, poof, trannie…

It’s pretty bad, as a list.

When I was a Scout leader, kids had taken to calling each other ‘jews’, which horrified me. I took three kids aside and gave them serious shit, and their collective shrug was so alarming I called a meeting with the kids’ parents - and one of them were jewish.

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#33

Wazzock
Spanner
Ninny
Clot
Higgyhead
Manger
Five Penny Twammer
Assheap
Numpty
Village Branson
Fadchest
Cocksucking Witch
Furry Titcake
Twit
Prannock
Joey

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#34

:pensive::pensive::pensive:

#36

Wasn’t he in So Solid Crew?

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#37

sugar

#38

Oh def. The parents were all horrified, especially the jewish ones for obvious reasons. But mostly it was a defence of “they don’t say that stuff around our house” which I agreed with - but told them that that is where you still need to have a chat with them about it, so they know that the same rules apply.

samerulesapply

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#39

Yeah this was a pretty big thing when I was in school and Borat came out. But then again there was quite a lot of the adult population of this country who were big enough dicks to think that Jews were the punchline in a mainstream comedy film.

#40

What were Blue Peter thinking? “If we start a regular spot on the show featuring a nice disabled guy the kids watching will learn tolerance an understanding, I’m sure they won’t turn it into a horrible insult”, yeah, good luck with that.

#41

Had completely forgotten about this but at (catholic) school if someone was being tight they would be called a jew. Probably (thankfully) forgotten a lot more than that.

#42

tbf, I was just referencing Armando Iannucci, but your point still stands.

#43

The Jew thing is totally down to South Park and how Cartman would treat Kyle. Fucking stupid that parents let kids watch simply because it was a cartoon but there you go.

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