Top bants for using the childish swearword with a grade A proper swear. Nice.
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Big fan of calling someone a nipple. Or ‘egg’ if the situation calls for something a little less risqué.
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Wazzock
Numpty
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Me & my brothers had an exhaustive list of swearwords which we would say as one long word whenever we were feeling rebellious or our parents weren’t around.
gitshitpoowillybum
We were pretty dangerous.
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I’ve seen people kick off about berk because they’re convinced it’s derived from ‘Barkshire Hunt’ being rhyming slang for cunt and therefore is as bad.
Utter berks, obviously.
Absolute packet of bunts.
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I reckon Pulp Fiction was the one to blame for that
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mongo, gimp, spastic, gay, bent, poof, trannie…
It’s pretty bad, as a list.
When I was a Scout leader, kids had taken to calling each other ‘jews’, which horrified me. I took three kids aside and gave them serious shit, and their collective shrug was so alarming I called a meeting with the kids’ parents - and one of them were jewish.
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Wazzock
Spanner
Ninny
Clot
Higgyhead
Manger
Five Penny Twammer
Assheap
Numpty
Village Branson
Fadchest
Cocksucking Witch
Furry Titcake
Twit
Prannock
Joey
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Wasn’t he in So Solid Crew?
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sugar
Oh def. The parents were all horrified, especially the jewish ones for obvious reasons. But mostly it was a defence of “they don’t say that stuff around our house” which I agreed with - but told them that that is where you still need to have a chat with them about it, so they know that the same rules apply.
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Yeah this was a pretty big thing when I was in school and Borat came out. But then again there was quite a lot of the adult population of this country who were big enough dicks to think that Jews were the punchline in a mainstream comedy film.
What were Blue Peter thinking? “If we start a regular spot on the show featuring a nice disabled guy the kids watching will learn tolerance an understanding, I’m sure they won’t turn it into a horrible insult”, yeah, good luck with that.
Had completely forgotten about this but at (catholic) school if someone was being tight they would be called a jew. Probably (thankfully) forgotten a lot more than that.
tbf, I was just referencing Armando Iannucci, but your point still stands.
The Jew thing is totally down to South Park and how Cartman would treat Kyle. Fucking stupid that parents let kids watch simply because it was a cartoon but there you go.
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It was around as an insult when I was a kid. South Park definitely didn’t help though