Yeah, I should have said, responsible when I was younger - I remember my friend’s younger brother using it all the time and when we asked him he was just like “Cartman, duh”.
I find all swearing to be the product of a limited vocabulary and thus childish.
Never understood that. If you don’t swear you are limiting your vocabulary, you twat!
Pillock, bellend, bellsniff
Yeah you twatty twat twatface twatterson!
Flip, as used a lot by Bret McKenzie.
Mug. Forever and always.
bellsprout
Jnr keeps saying “oh Christ” so I’m trying to correct her and saying the word is actually yikes but I just feel like Scooby doo.
It quite often sounds like HVYG is saying “Oh god!” when something goes wrong. Just find it funny at the moment.
my kids are very big on Egg as a term of abuse
Plum is a good one
*flup
*all kiwis
Poo
im sure ive told you this before but gf’s nephew went through a phase of calling everything ‘you bitch’. his brolly broke once and he was smashing it into the floor going ‘you bitch! you bitch! you bitch!’
My lad keeps saying “oh my god”, which isn’t great. Also, the other day when I went to get petrol and none of the pumps were working, after I had audibly exclaimed my displeasure at this occurrence he asked me “What’s oh shit?”.
Doing it badly, people.