#18

Obviously I always use a teapot, so, milk first.

#19

Here we go.

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#21

It’s fine. I put the milk in with the teabag, actually.

Also. “Here we go” is an old forum ‘in-joke’, but given I accidentally used ‘Enjoy X at Reading’ in @Xylopwn’s scrambled eggs shithouse I am not going to report you.

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#22

I keep meaning to ask you if these are real cards or joke ones? If they’re real, did you ever play the Steve Jackson game Illuminati? You might enjoy it.

#23

Did you know cinnamon sticks keep ants away? Got them dotted all over my kitchen counters at the minute.

#24

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#25

Willy

#26

horrific

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#27

Oh well that’s the last time I try to offer you any support, yoghurt-freezer.

#28

they’re all in the fridge

would anyone like to come over for some yogurt? i have eight large tubs currently sat in my fridge.

#29

It’s only Tuesday. Two days until the filth thread. If they’re about to go off then that’s your fault for mistiming, frankly.

#30

they’re good until september 30th!!!

#31

Wonder which will be finished first: your yoghurts or the My Vitriol album.

#32

no! the water has to be boiling to brew the tea correctly. for fucks sake people get your shit together.

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#33

i will keep you posted

#34

Really really.

No, I haven’t.

#35

Not sure if Illuminati is still available actually but it’s got that same slightly tongue-in-cheek way of going about things on the cards.

#36
  • Screwdriver
  • Paintbrush
  • The arm of my glasses
#37

Plastic stirrer thing
Wooden stirrer thing
Spoon
Bottle opener

#38

arms