they’re all in the fridge

would anyone like to come over for some yogurt? i have eight large tubs currently sat in my fridge.

It’s only Tuesday. Two days until the filth thread. If they’re about to go off then that’s your fault for mistiming, frankly.

they’re good until september 30th!!!

Wonder which will be finished first: your yoghurts or the My Vitriol album.

no! the water has to be boiling to brew the tea correctly. for fucks sake people get your shit together.

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i will keep you posted

Really really.

No, I haven’t.

Not sure if Illuminati is still available actually but it’s got that same slightly tongue-in-cheek way of going about things on the cards.

  • Screwdriver
  • Paintbrush
  • The arm of my glasses

Plastic stirrer thing
Wooden stirrer thing
Spoon
Bottle opener

arms

can i tell you about the time i had to use yoghurt instead of milk here please?

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Ear hooks, obviously. Doesn’t everyone?

I don’t know what to think now. I nearly called them legs. :thinking:

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I keep scrolling past this and snorting with laughter.

*pizza slicer handle - you mean scissors right?

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Finger
Knife
Toothbrush handle

I believe sean thinks it’s a “Things you have put inside Ol’ Ma Balonz” thread.

So much ^this.