Piccalilli
Microsoft Edge
Saxophone solos
oat cakes
Piccalilli is so good but hard to get that ratio right. Also, I’d be open to a smooth piccalilli in future please, I never trust the chunks of cauliflower or whatever.
A sublime condiment. Craved some last year and could not source any in the co-op. Disappointing.
SAUCE ANY
Garlic pickle.
Nearly all pickle should be garlic pickle but virtually no pickle is garlic pickle.
Think its one of those things that bad versions of are absolutely disgusting, so I have a tendency to stay clear.
Tap water
Game Night (2018)
I’m afraid you have made a terrible mistake by forgetting about garlic.
Good tap water is good, bad tap water is undrinkable
Stuff here tastes like a swimming pool
I assume here you’re talking about Staffordshire oatcakes?
A more-expensive toilet roll
Depends on the source - our tap water is fine, go 10 miles up the road to my parents’ house and it’s awful.
I got some fancy homemade stuff in a meal delivery box from a wanky restaurant last year that forage all their food, you know the type. Can confirm it was simply as good as the jarred stuff I’ve had at my nan’s.
Rustler’s burgers
Theo Walcott
Last two Cocteau Twins albums
My mum’s tap water is vile, makes her tea taste like shit. I think she’s been filtered up now but I haven’t been able to test drive it.
Iceland (supermarket)
I’ll usually have it with dhal or a curry but also a cheese sandwich or crackers. It tastes sort of disgusting but also wonderful.
Doubleespressos
Single espressos are for kids