#100

Generic service station canteen: pie, chips and gravy

#101

Not had chicken selects on their own for soo long. Always think they’re a bit pricey and extravagant, so end up plumping for the 1/4 pounder if I’m on my tod. If it’s me and the woman we’ll sometimes have our individual meal and 5 selects between us though.

#102

I have never been to one because I am not poor.

#103

You have never been to one and therefore don’t know they are really fucking expensive.

#104

I’m too busy having a piss and depositing all of my loose change in the Children In Need box upon leaving the pisser.

#106
  • woolworths pick n mix (rip) : fizzy cola bottles , jelly snakes, jelly rings, strawberry milkshakes, fruit salads, one block fudge (if mum is paying).
#107

cappuccino
some kinda IPA
only fast food i sometimes eat is subway - veggie patty with loads of mayo and sweet chili sauce

#108

really not sure where the trajectory of your self-parody in these posts is supposed to be going mate

#109

Neither am I. It’s just weak chat and sometimes that’s all it is.

#110

They are pricey alright. Generally only get them once a month, if even that. They’re the only reason I go in to a McDonalds anymore.

#111

woolworths pick n mix (RIP): fizzy cola bottles, astro belts and marshmallows (if buying)
above + loads of heavy chocolate, nutty, and anything else i fancy (if shoplifting)

#112

Coffee shop: hot chocolate with whipped cream (because I’m a child)
Pub: lemonade or wine
McDonald’s: Big Mac Meal
Subway: 6 inch turkey breast and ham with lettuce tomato peppers and onions, southwest sauce
Dominoes: large Texas BBQ
Indian: prawn patia / lamb passanda
Chinese: crispy beef / mushroom chow mein / Kung Pao king prawn

#113

Coffee shop…Mint tea

Pub…Lemonade or vodka, lime and lemonade

Don’t ever go to fast food chains, if Pizza Hut counts then the one with olives and goats cheese

#114

Coffee Shop: Cortado, Piccolo or a Flat White. Black filter if in a chain

Pub: Anything I’ve not tried before that looks interesting. San Miguel if the choice is limited.

McDonald’s: Chicken selects meal OR two double cheeseburgers and fries.

Nandos: Chicken livers, chips, garlic bread or side salad.

Kokoro, Guildford: Sweet & Chilli Chicken with rice, San Pelligrino Limonata.

#115
  • chai latte (hot chocolate if no chai lattes available)
  • whatever cider is available that i most like: Angry Orchard at Spoons, Stowford Press at my local
  • Maccy Ds: 6 nuggets and chips and an orange juice, but barely ever go there. prefer Burger King (XXL Double Bacon Cheeseburger meal).
  • Subway: 6 inch Meatball Marinara on Hearty Italian bread with cheese and toasted, but no salady bits or sauces, plus an orange Oasis and a cookie
  • Nandos: Chicken butterfly with loads of lemon and herb dressing, creamy mash and garlic bread
#117
  • A black filter coffee/americano
  • A pint of lager
  • Don’t freuqent McD or anything similar as a veggie, so I’ll just go into a 7/11 or something and see what I can find tbh
#118

A McShit with Lies as people used to say in the 90s

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#119

Flat white
Whatever the cask selection is
Big Mac meal, with a water instead of a fizzy drink therefore making it healthy
Half chicken hot, chips, coleslaw, Super Bock

#120

God, I don’t know. Black coffee?

#121

Coffee: Flat white
Pub: A red beer or stout
McD: Big Mac, nuggets, cheeseburger, fries
Pizza: A spicy one with beef
Chippy: Haddock, small chips, onion rings
KFC: Zinger meal with a piece (drumstick) and 2 hot wings

So hungry now.