#91

Indian: Either something like a chicken and saag balti, or something involving chili and garlic. With a garlic naan. And a saag aloo.

Chinese: Crispy beef with chili and spiced salt. Chicken in garlic sauce. Beef chow mein. Chips + curry sauce. (That’s between two of us)

#92

Airports*

#93
  • Coffee shop: Don’t drink coffee so a mug of tea for me.
  • Pub: Pint of Beamish in Cork, Guinness anywhere else, IPA where I can’t get those.
  • McDonald: 3/5 Chicken Selects with Sour Cream and Chive dip. Shoutout to the Chicken Select Crew, @TKC, @meowington, @urbanfox.
  • Chipper: Two pieces of fried chicken, chips and garlic dip. Battered sausage but only if I’m in Clonmel as nowhere does better than the chipper there.
  • Hangover trip to the shop: Lucozade Original, Tayto Smokey Bacon, Cadburys Dairy Milk.
#94

manky chinese: special fried rice, chips in curry sauce
nice chinese: hot & sour soup, beef with brocolli, THICK noodles

#95

Flat White

Pale Ale / G&T

Pre 10 AM - Double sausage mcmuffin (no egg), hash brown, white coffee
Post 10 AM 2 double cheese burgers, regular fries.

#96

like your toast done on one side?

argh fuck this will be in my head all day now

#97

I, peasant? If I’m in a service station I’m too busy dropping about £20 in Burger King while you’re sniffing around in Smiths.

#98

Indian: A thick brown lamb one and a spicy lentil/chick pea one, one rice one naan

#99

I prefer a mug to those shitty little teapots you get in coffee shops around here.

#100

Generic service station canteen: pie, chips and gravy

#101

Not had chicken selects on their own for soo long. Always think they’re a bit pricey and extravagant, so end up plumping for the 1/4 pounder if I’m on my tod. If it’s me and the woman we’ll sometimes have our individual meal and 5 selects between us though.

#102

I have never been to one because I am not poor.

#103

You have never been to one and therefore don’t know they are really fucking expensive.

#104

I’m too busy having a piss and depositing all of my loose change in the Children In Need box upon leaving the pisser.

#106
  • woolworths pick n mix (rip) : fizzy cola bottles , jelly snakes, jelly rings, strawberry milkshakes, fruit salads, one block fudge (if mum is paying).
#107

cappuccino
some kinda IPA
only fast food i sometimes eat is subway - veggie patty with loads of mayo and sweet chili sauce

#108

really not sure where the trajectory of your self-parody in these posts is supposed to be going mate

#109

Neither am I. It’s just weak chat and sometimes that’s all it is.

#110

They are pricey alright. Generally only get them once a month, if even that. They’re the only reason I go in to a McDonalds anymore.

#111

woolworths pick n mix (RIP): fizzy cola bottles, astro belts and marshmallows (if buying)
above + loads of heavy chocolate, nutty, and anything else i fancy (if shoplifting)