I WANT TO SEE MY FACE IN THOSE BOOTS NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY! NOW!
fifty circle pits? our boots will get really scuffed.
Your Swindon lot are little slugs
GOOD POINT YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, I COULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER WITH MY INSTRUCTIONS, THAT’S ON ME
You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe!
NO DON’T ACTUALLY DO IT
YOU’VE GOT SHIT ON YOUR SHOE YOU SHITTY SHOE BASTARD
WHERE’S YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SPECT?
Strong contender for best half hour of television ever
EDIT Amazon image wouldn’t pull through.
Walks away whistling…