LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS

I WANT TO SEE MY FACE IN THOSE BOOTS NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY! NOW!

fifty circle pits? our boots will get really scuffed.

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Your Swindon lot are little slugs

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GOOD POINT YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, I COULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER WITH MY INSTRUCTIONS, THAT’S ON ME

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You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe!

NO DON’T ACTUALLY DO IT

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YOU’VE GOT SHIT ON YOUR SHOE YOU SHITTY SHOE BASTARD

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WHERE’S YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SPECT?

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Strong contender for best half hour of television ever

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EDIT Amazon image wouldn’t pull through.

Walks away whistling…