why don’t you fuck off?
Halle Berry is diabetic
and don’t you forget it!
yeah, that really doesn’t work
Jump on the warp room polar bear’s head for extra lives.
And deaf in one ear
The name Wendy was made up for the Peter Pan book.
Nah fuck off is it.
Do the math(s)!
1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 * 10 = 3,628,800
60 * 60 * 24 * 7 * 6 = 3,628,801
6x7 = six weeks
8x3 = 24 hours
2x4x5x9x10 = 3600 seconds
1 is just on its own
Actual at the edit
The words “friend” and “Friday” are cognates because they come from Freya, who was the Norse goddess of love.
“Gullible” isn’t in the dictionary
For centuries kestrels were called ‘windfuckers’ because their wings strike the wind.
Father Christmas is real but doesn’t ever leave the house or hand out presents because literally every human is a prick