Little injuries - would you believe... it's a poll thread!

Inspired by our pal Epimer dropping his phone square onto his bollocks.

  • I have dropped a phone square onto my nether regions
  • I have not dropped a phone square onto my nether regions

0 voters

  • I have dropped a phone onto my face
  • I have not dropped a phone onto my face

0 voters

Banged my knee on the sink yesterday

  • Done this
  • You silly person

0 voters

  • I have dropped a phone on to my barenaked little toe
  • I have not done that

0 voters

  • I have opened a cupboard door, then promptly walked my face into that cupboard door (ouch!)
  • I have not because I am observant and always aware of my surroundings

0 voters

  • I have lifted up a metal laptop too quick and smashed it into my teeth, thereby chipping one
  • … what?

0 voters

I have snapped my banjo string

  • Yup, still traumatised to this day
  • Does this have something to do with @smee ?
  • No, thank fuck
  • N/A

0 voters

Not injury but

  • I have dropped my phone into a pint glass of water by my bed
  • I have not bed pint
  • I have dropped a phone down the toilet
  • I have not toilet

0 voters

Fallen over and cracked a rib

  • It hurts to breathe
  • I have iron bones

0 voters

  • I’ve kneed myself in my face trying to take my trousers off lying in bed
  • what

0 voters

stepped on a plug

  • ouch!
  • nouch

0 voters

Stubbed my toes on the little castors on my bed

  • Yes
  • More times than I care to imagine
  • No you spanner

0 voters

Or if you’re my sister, laughed too hard and cracked a rib:

  • I have paper mache bones
  • Absolutely nothing is that funny

0 voters

I once knicked an artery in my hand playing on a Nintendo Wii. Blood spurting everywhere.

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was she laughing at when you fell over

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Been tickled so hard during intimate times with a partner that your legs thrashed around and you accidentally kicked yourself in your own leg causing you to break your own toe only to then go to the hospital and find out 1) it’s not broken and 2) even if it was there’s nothing they could do for it.

  • Yes, and the relationship didn’t last long
  • No, you are a silly person

0 voters

This one’s for someone special…

  • I have fallen over and bashed my head on the bath whilst trying to wee when deeply hungover, scaring my poor lady wife to death
  • I have not done this

0 voters

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Eaten so much beetroot, then forgotten about it, then later had a poo and panicked that you were dying because it was bright purple and then told your parents about it because you’re so worried only for them to get ready to take you to A&E before your brother remembers you polishing off that jar of beetroot and they all find if fucking hilarious, but you were a bit tramatised by the whole thing and find it hard to laugh

  • Of course!
  • Of course not!

0 voters

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  • Impaled yourself in the hand with a pencil when attempting to roll it onto a tabletop but it got caught on the edge and you just kept on pushing
  • … I repeat, what?

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Cracked a rib twice but not falling over being elbowed at football.

Sneezing is terrifying.

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