#38

technically It was fainting and cracking my eye against the toilet seat. It was all Disco Dave’s fault. …and the heat.

#39

Last night I was staying in a hotel room which had a long thin bathroom and the toilet was behind the door which opened inwards. The door was weighted so that when not closed it naturally opened back into the room. The bathroom had a noisy extractor fan that lasted ages so I wasn’t switching the light on when I went to the toilet. Therefore when I went to the toilet I had to kind of walk backwards in a half squat in the darkness to find the toilet seat to sit down. Every single time whilst doing this the door sprung back and smacked me on my forehead. At least four times. :woman_facepalming: For two nights.

  • Yes laelfy this happens to everyone
  • Just switch the light on ffs

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#40

Playing Bulldog in the school playground and you sprint past the defender, turn you head and laugh at your victory, but then run straight into the brick wall and bounce backwards to the ground, winded by the impact and bruised for a week.

  • School innit
  • Always vigilant during Bulldog

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#41
  • Giving yourself a minor concussion because you didn’t know how bike brakes worked and you “put them on” at the top of a flight of stairs, expecting to stay still when you let go of them, and were then shocked when you went rolling down the stairs and then full on headbutted the wall while your mum and best friend cried laughing at you
  • How are you alive

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#42

Oh jaggyp

#43

There’s clearly a reason why it took me a long time to learn how to ride a bike and my mum literally had to bribe me into it. Probably best that I don’t drive innit.

#44

Which is the yes option? I knocked myself out running into a wall at school once

#45

Oh wow

#46

This must have been staggeringly funny to watch but even funnier with the explanation of your rationale

#47

Yeah I might have had less of an issue with understanding brakes, and more of a fundamental problem with things like wheels, momentum and gravity …

#48

Tripped over your cat wheh they’ve been sat in silly places

  • Ouch! Oh no! I’m so sorry my darling, sweet princess of my heart, here have some dreamies
  • I always look where I’m going in case my cat has chosen to sit right in the gap between the sofas

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#49

How tall are you?!

#50

Been tripped over by your cat

  • Fucksake Winnie! She’s trying to kill me!
  • I don’t have a cat

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#51

Fallen out of bed

  • Many times
  • Never
  • Once or twice

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#52

I’m taking ‘cat’ to refer to any pet, and have voted accordingly.

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#53

Your response is appreciated

#54

I’m taking ‘cat’ to refer to a cat, and have voted accordingly.

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#55

I successfully pushed you out of bed once @avery :muscle:

#56

that’s not falling is it? that’s just a horrible, horrible thing to do to someone.

#57

Why just yesterday I left a kitchen cupboard open and bashed the back of my head with it at full speed, and in a flash of impotent rage hit the thin end of the cupboard, thereby hurting my hand too :+1:

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