There’s clearly a reason why it took me a long time to learn how to ride a bike and my mum literally had to bribe me into it. Probably best that I don’t drive innit.

Which is the yes option? I knocked myself out running into a wall at school once

Oh wow

This must have been staggeringly funny to watch but even funnier with the explanation of your rationale

Yeah I might have had less of an issue with understanding brakes, and more of a fundamental problem with things like wheels, momentum and gravity …

Tripped over your cat wheh they’ve been sat in silly places

  • Ouch! Oh no! I’m so sorry my darling, sweet princess of my heart, here have some dreamies
  • I always look where I’m going in case my cat has chosen to sit right in the gap between the sofas

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How tall are you?!

Been tripped over by your cat

  • Fucksake Winnie! She’s trying to kill me!
  • I don’t have a cat

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Fallen out of bed

  • Many times
  • Never
  • Once or twice

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I’m taking ‘cat’ to refer to any pet, and have voted accordingly.

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Your response is appreciated

I’m taking ‘cat’ to refer to a cat, and have voted accordingly.

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I successfully pushed you out of bed once @avery :muscle:

that’s not falling is it? that’s just a horrible, horrible thing to do to someone.

Why just yesterday I left a kitchen cupboard open and bashed the back of my head with it at full speed, and in a flash of impotent rage hit the thin end of the cupboard, thereby hurting my hand too :+1:

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Dunno why but I have not toilet is making chuckle real hard !

Twisted your knee while drunk trying to do the Beyonce ‘Single Ladies’ dance, having to go to the doctor and when he asked how you did it you say ‘football’ and it’s abundantly clear he doesn’t believe you.

  • You decided to dip (dip) but now you wanna trip (trip)
  • Absolutely not you moron

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Missed a step whilst entering Dingwells on the 1st day of the three day Idlewild residency in 2009ish and breaking your metersal. Staying for the gig whilst in pain but realising you’d broken something when you tried to go home. Having a knee height cast put on and missing the remaining two nights.

Yeah that’s a bit long, so ever broken your foot after missing a step?

  • No I know how to use steps.
  • Yes I feel your pain.

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No, I know how YOU use steps :wink::laughing:

Doh