No, I fell over when I was out running
Some guy was like “are you ok?” and all I could respond with was “I’m good, I’m good, just fell over”, as if he hadn’t had a front seat to me face planting
No, I fell over when I was out running
Some guy was like “are you ok?” and all I could respond with was “I’m good, I’m good, just fell over”, as if he hadn’t had a front seat to me face planting
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Having trouble with the phrase “bashed your belly”
And what, may I enquire, is troubling you about the phrase ‘bashed your belly’, good sir?
Got a splinter deshelling a prawn
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Find it a hard one to visualise. I mean I’ve walked into something causing it to hit my stomach, but somehow the phrase bashed your belly just seems too extreme
I bashed my belly THRICE (at least) on the downstairs loo sink on Tuesday.
Pulled a muscle at Laserquest so badly you had a pronounced limp
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Same weekend my colleague did some bonkers coast to coast event and was essentially fine.
had to read “walking into a sink” twice
Wash out your filthy mind.
Staggered to the bathroom in the middle of the night after a drunken night, fallen on the open loo lid, somehow cracked the thing in half, staggered unaware of this back to bed only to be woken in the morning by frantic gf panicking about all the blood in the bed from large cut on bum cheek which is still showing the scar 22 years on
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No, but it’s probably only a matter of time
some of these are really quite specific
And not little either. impaling your hand on a pencil…
Don’t know what you mean!
technically It was fainting and cracking my eye against the toilet seat. It was all Disco Dave’s fault. …and the heat.
Last night I was staying in a hotel room which had a long thin bathroom and the toilet was behind the door which opened inwards. The door was weighted so that when not closed it naturally opened back into the room. The bathroom had a noisy extractor fan that lasted ages so I wasn’t switching the light on when I went to the toilet. Therefore when I went to the toilet I had to kind of walk backwards in a half squat in the darkness to find the toilet seat to sit down. Every single time whilst doing this the door sprung back and smacked me on my forehead. At least four times. For two nights.
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Playing Bulldog in the school playground and you sprint past the defender, turn you head and laugh at your victory, but then run straight into the brick wall and bounce backwards to the ground, winded by the impact and bruised for a week.
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