…for 5 minutes and then you forget it even happened.
Not sure how much potential for polls this thread has, but feel most welcome to try to shoehorn some in, if you can.
I’ll start us off
Waking up
12 Likes
Biting into an orange pip
Biting into a cardamom pod
Stubbing your toe
The shower head falling on you
Biting the inside of your cheek when you’re eating
12 Likes
Fuck this so much.
5 Likes
Anything taking longer than instantly to open/boot-up/etc.
2 Likes
“COME ON, I DO NOT HAVE ALL FUCKING D… oh, thank you”
5 Likes
Tripping up the stairs
1 Like
Sometimes something will happen that really annoys me and I’ll sulk for about 2 hours but not remember why and just have it in my head that something bad happened
Going to make a cup of tea but it’s time to open a new box and you need to take the wrapping off before getting the teabag out
I am a considerate curry cook and I go to great lengths to remove all cardamom pods and cloves before serving. I’m a saint, basically.
2 Likes
There being some milk left for your cereal but not enough so you have to open up a second milk before you can finish putting milk on your cereal
3 Likes
accidentally clicking on an email address and having to wait for some random program to fire up
2 Likes
When you’re making your breakfast and there’s not enough milk or fruit juice in the carton.
EDIT: when someone else posts exactly the same thing as you
marckee not reading your posts
Chopping chilli’s and then touching your eyes or private parts.
2 Likes
Going to put something in the bin, and the bin bag being full
6 Likes
Not only full, but full+ where you’ve already squished and balanced as much as you can in there
1 Like
Realising I’m out of coffee beans after I’ve already frothed my milk
2 Likes