#84

:100: :negative_squared_cross_mark: :laughing:

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#85

oh yes. Think I got to 1 mile to go once…fairly sure it doesn’t actually mean it

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#86

Once got back into Stansted at 11 pm on a freezing 30 December to find that the cheeky parking cunts had run my tank down to empty while doing the valet thing I’d paid for (car was filthy, it needed it).

There’s a petrol station two roundabouts away so I reckon we can make it. At roundabout two I put my foot down to accelerate into a gap and nothing happened. Just floored the clutch and coasted into the petrol station. Ffs.

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#87

week-ruiner, that.

#88

Stepping on a loose paving slab (doubting my terminology here) on a rainy day and splashing rainy puddle water onto your socks.

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#89

ex wife

#90

I’ve often wondered whether you could put the cardamom/cloves in a muslin bag while the curry cooks, but I can’t get past how badly stained the bags would surely be - especially if the dish uses turmeric - by the time you pulled it out. Quite apart from whether it’d work with the recipe.

#91

You might be able to put them in one of those loose-leaf tea strainer things.

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#92

You can get mesh things for this purpose, or use one of those ball shaped tea strainers. Not sure how well it would work in something with a thick sauce but good for soup and stuff.

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#93

don’t see the problem with cardamom pods/cloves in food. if you’ve bitten on one, just spit it out.

BABIES

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#94

That’s the kind of thing I’m thinking of, tbh. Although I could imagine the strainer would get heavily stained very quickly. My wooden spoons need serious cleaning after I’ve made a vindaloo.

#95

I’d worry they weren’t getting enough contact with the oil at the start.

Count them in, count them out. Serve up and give your guest the Pod-free Guarantee. :+1:

#96

Probably don’t get many in tins of potatoes tbf.

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#97

a very poor comeback, this. can’t like it.

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#98

Getting obliterated by one of your favourite artists on a popular indie music forum

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#99

Fair enough, that. I’m still reeling from tenniscourtgate and am intimidated by you as a result.

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#100

i feel bad now, have a like

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#101

Thanks! You prick.

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#102

Spilling gravy/sauce on your clothes whilst eating.

Dropping food whilst eating (potentially leading to gravy/sauce on your clothes).

#103

Big noisy fly buzzing round the room whilst you’re trying to watch television