#41

Get really upset if I think I’ve fucked up dinner

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#42

Sometimes I’ll put some toast on for me and the TV, four slices and not notice the toaster has been set to one slice and it’ll only do one and partially do a second just due to proximity. Vexing

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#43

Seeing a ghost

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#44

Joke musician accounts

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#45

Bet it always turns out fine, too.

#46

Do you let the one go cold or eat that while you do another round?

#47

Accidentally clicking on a football or wrestling thread even though I’ve muted them all, because they still show up on the main forum page.

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#48

Thank you for the vote of confidence gnome. I just hate when the amount of effort you’ve gone to doesn’t correspond with how good that thing is.

Maybe this is why I give up on ever learning anything…

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#49

It’s tricky cos there’s no 3 setting, and I’ll need to do three but also one is partially done, as I mentioned so that can’t go on for the same duration as the other two pending toasts. It’s an absolute minefield.

I’ll usually let the first big brave bread boy go cold

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#50

What a day-ruiner.

I’d scoff the cooked lad, no way I could resist.

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#51

When you put something in the kitchen bin and you somehow get old sauce or something on your hand.

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#52

*Joke’s account

#53

Absolutely fuck this

#54

Pocket caught on door handle

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#55

Doing the washing up and you go to rinse a spoon and it’s at the exact angle to rebound off the spoon and splash all over you

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#56

Pocket hook door handle car hook

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#57

“What are we doing for dinner?”

It’s fucking relentless, every day with this shit.

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#58

Or - similarly - running a tap while the toilet’s flushing or washing machine is doing something, then it stops so the tap goes from manageable trickle to Niagara.

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#59

I get asked this probably about 300 days a year and always just after breakfast time.

I DON’T KNOW I’M FULL AND IT’S EARLY HOW CAN I POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT THIS?

#60

I’ll level with you, bro. I am fucking sick to the back teeth of “dinner” (also “lunch” and “breakfast”)