If the “old town” areas of cities were referred to as “ol’ towns”
If all pubs had a cat or dog.
A very benevolent world leader who happens to be 5’4"
If every car had those horns that go “AAAWWWOOOOGGAAA”
Cats, but only 10cm long.
Greggs gave away their unsold baked goods
If cheese had zero calories
4 day working week
If, during proper gymnastics, the commentators referred to “forward rolls” as “roly-polys”
Everyone saying cheers drive as they get off the bus
If the guy on my train would stop playing his bad grime music through his phone speaker.
Premixed fruit corners
And the bus (not the driver, the bus itself) responding with “cheers passge”
If, during your morning commute, it was guaranteed that you would see a Dad who was getting mad about molehills in his front lawn
Kit-Kat Chunky but smaller
And come in packs of two or four.
if the music of the Red Hot Chili Peppers was outlawed
Farage being punched by a toddler
Our local Greggs donates to our local Foodbank
The Impression That I Get to play every time you open a thread on popular music site, drowned in sound