Little tricks you use to remember things

Never Egg Simon’s Wife (points of the compuss)

When I lose something I simply remember where it is and then I go to that place and locate the thing.

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‘Never Eat Shredded Wheat’

I use that to remember to never eat Shredded Wheat

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Don’t need tricks pal I’m not a fucking magician. I remember EVERYTHING.

When getting a round in, rather than asking what everyone wants and having to remember it all, risking getting it wrong, just ask everyone what they want, then go home and never speak to them again

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The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

^ Use this to remember what quick brown foxes are capable of

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Same, I’ve always wondered what it tastes like but the idea terrifies me

write stuff down

Oh yeah? What did you have for lunch today?

The tears of my enemies.

very convenient that that’s actually what they asked for, too.

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i before e except after c shortens to IBEEAC which sounds like iBeak, which reminds me of birds, and how they have birdsong and to appreciate the smaller things in life

I have all of my basic duties and things I need to remember tattooed on my body like Guy Pierce off Memento.

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When I try to remember what that actor Joaquin’s surname is I remember about how he had a brother called River who died very sadly but that he rose, like a phoenix from that dark place to become one of our finest actors. Then I remember his name is Joaquin Phoenix (which also helps me remember that his brother was River Phoenix)

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Well, your story adds up

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BODMAS

Every Good Boy Deserves Football reminds me of the existence of footballers I don’t like.

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