looks like the two of you have the makings of a sitcom here
send a small child up there
Genuinely thought it’d be an owl.
looks like there are holes in that bag. You’re never gonna suffocate it with that.
He’s the messy one. My phone suggested “Jeff” instead of “he’s”, so that’s his name now. Jeff.
I’ve got a plan:
Jeff is free!
Minus his tail feathers.
Hopefully he’ll still be able to steer clear of trouble even without those tail feathers!
Looking forward to episode 2 when Eps has a colonoscopy.
I had no idea the pigeon was so literate.