Feels like my local rags could fill a thread on their own.
Let me present the journalist who decides to compare a weight of cheese (which would, obvs, be impossible to imagine for the readers) to a weight of Mars Bars (which they can definitely get their brains around), decides that’s the headline right there and then never mentions the comparison in the article.
The only things that the Bristol Post reports on with any reliability are anything that’s currently on fire and where the travellers are currently pitched.