Local Newspaper Nonsense

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Jurassic Links Adventure Golf Course missed out on the name Jurassic Parrr (which is Clydebank’s number 4 attraction according to TripAdvisor).

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Couldn’t they just easily divert by riding a white swan? :walking_man::coat:

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Littlehampton - a smaller shitter version of, well, anywhere:

The vessel will refloat when the tides rises

So not quite Suez levels of concern then

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They’ve got their Eazy-E bench though

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Hang on, that was Newhaven wasn’t it? Gonna assume they’re pretty much the same place anyway.

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Everything about this (the ‘story’, the way you have to find the text in amongst the adverts) illustrates why local news is in such a bad state

:face_with_raised_eyebrow::woozy_face::person_shrugging:

That is quite something, but also absolutely nothing, all at the same time. It’s almost art.

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NEWS

Ah fuck it

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Other Berkshire ghost works carry on stain gruesome, back Harry m is who the person involved might be.

This one doomn’t.

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Huge if true

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Huge ib trac

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Saw another thing today about garden Gnome shortages

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Remains the best thing I’ve ever seen in a local paper. Stupendous

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Nottingham Post completely obsessed with local girl Vicky. The other week we were treated to a story about her choice of sofa.

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Grant Shapps has gone shopping

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They've opened a new peri peri chicken shop in Cambridge. It's called
**THE LADZ**

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Next Fenino food option sorted, sweet

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Every day I get more evidence I made the right decision.