Local Newspaper Nonsense

:smiley: Wonderful stuff, this

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chegg is calling me out on other stuff I’ve stolen now.

I feel like the british museum.

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What I enjoy the most is how you’ve gone onto my local news website to get a better, clearer screen grab. Gotta respect the dedication

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Jurassic Links Adventure Golf Course missed out on the name Jurassic Parrr (which is Clydebank’s number 4 attraction according to TripAdvisor).

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Couldn’t they just easily divert by riding a white swan? :walking_man::coat:

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Littlehampton - a smaller shitter version of, well, anywhere:

The vessel will refloat when the tides rises

So not quite Suez levels of concern then

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They’ve got their Eazy-E bench though

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Hang on, that was Newhaven wasn’t it? Gonna assume they’re pretty much the same place anyway.

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Everything about this (the ‘story’, the way you have to find the text in amongst the adverts) illustrates why local news is in such a bad state

:face_with_raised_eyebrow::woozy_face:🤷

That is quite something, but also absolutely nothing, all at the same time. It’s almost art.

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NEWS

Ah fuck it

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Other Berkshire ghost works carry on stain gruesome, back Harry m is who the person involved might be.

This one doomn’t.

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Huge if true

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Well, you’re damned if you doomn’t

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Huge ib trac

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