absolutely love local papers trying to find a local angle to major international news.
here’s my local paper doing an absolutely stellar job a couple of years ago
There’s a reassuringly low amount of news in King’s Lynn tonight. This is the lead story:
Some halfwit decided to run a 50-seater coach to York with only 17 people on it. Coach driver pulled over and demanded money; halfwit “forgot” his PIN and some old boy had to cough up £200-odd to get them to the stadium.
It’s been quite the talk of the King’s Lynn Town FC Supporters Group Facebook page.
Early disco 2000 lyrics needed work
Surprised that this isn’t on the list (ho! ho!)
There was an entire feature about how annoying a certain roundabout was recently.
I’m #teamlongpoo here
that stag party tho
Tbf the story is “Bus fails to turn corner”, which is slightly more newsworthy.