Local Newspaper Nonsense

Great, now I’m trying to sing this thread title to the tune of “Motorcycle Emptiness” too…

Still, everytime I open this thread, my head goes for

Local newspaper nonsense
National foreeeest

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The headline oversells it tbh

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"We should eventually become necrophiles together, and walk hand in hand through charnel houses and execution chambers, or write marriage vows on parchment made of human skins, or copulate in burial pits by the light of pyres.”

ONLY IN DURSLEY

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Huge if true

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the Walsall Canal basin has claimed yet another victim

Not sure who is holidaying in Walsall, mind you.

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“Adult activity”

Angela White, from Belper, is a regular walker at the Heights and said that she was not aware of any rumours of adult activity. But she added that it was a shame that the car park was closed, as it stopped people from enjoying the countryside.

ADULT ACTIVITY

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Two cars have gone in and kids have gone to hospital and the council are like, “Nah, it’s fine”. That is quite impressive.

this can’t be a real place

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Big news in Stoke-on-Trent DiS…

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That’s just art.

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I get a lot of Facebook posts from Stoke on Trent Live these days :smiley:

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