what if it turns out he’s the gangleader? will he still be your squirrel friend if he has a darkside?!
That’s why she’s feeding him toast, she’s hoping to buy drugs off him
if he’s smoking crack he’s gonna want more crack, not toast!
There used to be a fantastic blog pulling together local newspaper “outrage” stories and the inevitably hilarious staged photos that went with them. Just had a look and I can’t find it now.
Angry People in Local Newspapers?
The old blog
may not get updated anymore, but there’s the new site:
When I was a kid I went to a local brownie group, and someone broke into the hall and stole all the hula hoops and beanbags or something. The local newspaper photographer made us all line up against a wall and look sad/angry about it, and being 7 everyone massively overdid it. My dad clipped it out of the local paper and pinned it up in the kitchen because he thought it was such a ridiculous photo.
I have heard that it’s very moreish
“Time for another ouija board article then…”
‘I call upon the spirits tormented in Hell!’
‘Hi, spirit here, I lived in Hull all my life, it’s nice to have someone to talk to.’
‘Eh, close enough.’