This Thursday finds me feeling

  • Mad filthy
  • A little, yes
  • Not really
  • Good god no

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She’s been living in her lockdown world

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Not going to get to fuck for a very long time, and already had a bit of a dry spell before this. Depressing.

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Was this a solo session?

I’m separated from my thinly-veiled due to us living in different households, not been with her since a week last Monday when lockdown was announced. Missing her quite a lot at times.

But my badminton team members keep sending grot on our WhatsApp group. Some of it is quite decent :+1:

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Never felt less sexy in my life, cba having a tug.

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Shuttlecock

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what even is sex

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The work from home motto

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Mood. I was meant to be getting some on the Saturday before official lockdown, luckily he was more ethical than me and cancelled. I know it was terrible/hyper selfish (we live in completely opposite ends of the country so would both have had to travel) but it might be months and months before I get another opportunity and when I fixate on it I get really upset. Don’t think distance alternatives are an option, for reasons.

Other people are getting upset about not seeing family for months, I’m just weepy about not getting my end away. Makes me feel like an absolute monster tbh :sweat_smile:

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No sex since start of March. Longest I’ve gone for a good while, not really missing it though because of everything else. Still getting Grindr and Scruff notifications though lol

Would bloody love a snog tho.

^This. Some excellent wrist work going on too

think my dick might fall off from a combo of over-and-under use

conundrum

:point_right: :ok_hand:

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Feels pretty low on my list of priorities at the moment which is kind of a shame :pensive:

:laughing: I had noticed an alarming amount of your recent social media game has been focused on those heels.

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What do I do is CWBAFT is essentially just same amount?

Alright Killer Mike

In idle moments I’ve been contemplating the logistics of meeting up and doing sex whilst attempting to maintain appropriate protocols to avoid Covid transmission. Still not thought of a way to do this; all suggestions gratefully accepted