hello drowned in sound

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Eh? Are you worried about the cake falling off the plate? Cause it fell into my gob.

I’m just worried for all involved but I’m glad it worked out as well as it could’ve

Would eat! I retract all previous anti-cake statements.

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Not a fan of the M4, and if you try to drive to Bristol/Cardiff in the evenings you get a face full of blinding sun the whole way.

It’s ok its Tebay, nothing can go wrong here.

:wave:

Went and got Grubbs for dinner

(Double Beef Hawaiian)

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That’s not the sun it’s white hot fury pouring forth from the vengeful spirit of oppression hanging over our heads

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I didn’t realise it was Tebay cake. Must have good instincts.

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:smiley:

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I love how you can put that spin on anything

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:wave:

Dudley Dursley’s all over the shop on yer Sunday evening telly ay he

You know what they say, when life gives you Dudley’s, make Dreadonade

Wish I had a boyfriend (girlfriend) to cuddle up to tonight.

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That buttercream:jam ratio is an actual joke.

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it’s just making me sadder that the bizarre Harry Potter parodies I wrote as a child about Dudley Dursley’s parallel school exploits are all lost

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I have some absolutely A-grade pillow talk topic ideas that are going to waste

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Oh really now well how would you have made it, Dr Cream?