Longest time somewhere, anywhere

In the city that’s alright.

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Been working for this company for almost half of my life

Longest time with an employer (different roles): 14 years
Longest stint in one role: 9 years
Longest time living at one address (excl. parents): 4 years
Longest shit: 40 mins I reckon

I had a friend when I was like 6-10ish, Spanish kid, and when I was at his house he would disappear for about an hour for a shit. Don’t think there was anything wrong with him. Used to be well boring.

on DiS?

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Like a ball of yarn unravelling from his sphincter.

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I’ll ask my kids tonight.

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I was very unwell. It wasn’t continuous, but often enough that moving off the seat was a waste of time.

I’ve been on the shitter longer than that, for @1101010’s favourite story of mine but it was far from continuous.

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  1. At home
  2. Flushed often during
  3. So sore it looked like the Japanese flag
  4. Hard to tell, but I don’t remember seeing any, besides I don’t eat much sweetcorn
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Hypocrite

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Sadpunk just called you a hypocrite and said you smell.

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I’ve got a t-shirt I bought in a charity shop in 2001

same workplace, same job for 18 of those years though. At various levels.

14 years here, with a…6 year gap where i wasn’t here.

I’ve had the same mobile phone number since 1999, but lost more actual mobiles than Electric Six studio albums.

I have lived in Cardiff for 15 years (holy balls), and this house for six years of those 15 years (that’s right folks, one rental house for six years, boom!). I’ve been doing my job that I have now for about five years in a couple of different capacities.