Speaks for itself.
Under 10 minutes (explain)
10-15 minutes
15-20 minutes
20-30 minutes
30-45 minutes
45-60 minutes
Over an hour (explain)
Personally, I once went just before kick-off and returned midway through half time. My ex wife still brings it up.
Chat encouraged – lets go through the motions.
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When I had to pick the stool out of my arse as told on here many years ago.
Can only find a brief retelling:
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Epimer
31 October 2018 13:14
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Probably when I’ve had bum wee so bad that getting up didn’t really seem worth it.
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Reading is what keeps me glued to the bog. I’ve had to stop though because it’s a one way ticket to haemorrhoid town!
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genuine food poisoning - shitting and vomiting (leaning over to the sink) constantly for hours until I felt like I’d transcended to a lower plane
I had the noro virus once for 48 hours but managed to leave the bathroom fairly frequently. Even if I stayed there longer than an hour, I’m really tales of being sat on the toilet.
hello tales-of-being-sat-on-the-toilet. Can I just call you ‘tales’?
If he is Tails then I am Knuckles (deep in my anus).
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bozo
31 October 2018 13:28
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Broke my leg and was in traction in hospital for a week. Didn’t fancy using a bedpan, so just didn’t shit until I could use a commode. Probably took about an hour and a half in total.
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Better than watching them when their matches are on Sky I suppose
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think Ive fallen asleep on the bog before… so about 3 hours…
@rich-t to the explanation station, please.
rich-t
31 October 2018 13:52
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Never really needed to spend more than 10 mins on the loo tbf. Never had fully blown epimers. Is that ok MrS?
I don’t know, rich. Feels like you’re missing out.
Epimer
31 October 2018 13:57
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You also starting to wonder if he’s deliberately engineering situations where he gets to handle poo?
When are you looking to have me weekend at your new gaff?