I’m going to have nightmares
If I could remove the spiders I most certainly would.
They’re no mates of mine.
As per Billy’s advice upthread, I try to keep cellar spiders around to get rid of house spiders because I FUCKING HATE THOSE GUYS, but otherwise yeah, weird spiders go away.
Spiders: fine, really
Wasps: get to fuck
This spotty mate was waltzing around today having a right laugh at the buzzy bloke laying flat on his back by the window, unable to right himself.
Started getting all the empty boxes out of the garage to take to the tip, pick one up and this lad comes scuttling out. Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack.
They always come in at this time of year. It’s sad because they inevitably dry up and die.
I’ve put down some sugar for this one, who’s set up station in the bathroom. We’ll see how it goes.
Keep us posted.
This link might help.
Not actually my mate, but check out this absolute unit
Saw an absolute giant of a spider in the swimming pool changing rooms today. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a larger one outside of a zoo. Didn’t see it on the way in. Missed stepping on it by mm. It headed off into the shower while I was getting MiniWza and me dressed. Went to look for it and get a snap for here, but it had gone. Can’t emphasise enough how chunky it was.
Gutted we don’t get to see this monster.