Look at these pricks here

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‘Sycamore Gap tree has been valued at more than £620,000’

No one’s paying that for a tree

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BREAKING: Manchester United have bid £40m for Sycamore Gap

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Value of tree:

  • £0
  • Whatever the wood is worth, wholesale
  • £620,000
  • £100,000,000
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Hope they hang for this!!!

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Metaphorically

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I’m sure I’ve seen these two before

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Can’t believe the rubber bandits cut that tree down

Am hearing Arsenal have bid £40,000,001 for it

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That’s asycamore

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That can’t be the tree fellers, there’s only two of them

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Would love to know what their reasons were

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When a tree hits the ground
Worth six hundred and twenty thousand pounds
That’s sycamoré!

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Yeah I feel sorry for them because it just makes no sense at all unless you were having a really bad trip or something

They thought the tree was evil

Laughing imagining I’m the prosector and I’m really intent on the theory that they had a bad trip and put loads of resources into reconstructing it for the jury

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Things it would be funny if the prosecutor said

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I can see it working as a UK adaptation of Extraordinary Attorney Woo but she’s a bit more ADHD

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