i didn’t think it was you til you wrote this, now i definitely think it was yiu

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Bogies can occasionally fall free from the nose with little to no provocation

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It wasn’t! I don’t even know what a bogie is! You’ve got to believe me, man

This person (definitely not @bergkamp) is in the toilet. Why put bogies in your pocket, when you could just pop them in the bog?

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Woah, maybe this is a workplace ‘thing’?

Whoever typed it, wiped it

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Human beings are complex, multi-faceted creatures

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Or better still, wipe your nose on some loo paper and put that in the toilet.

outrageous

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But I don’t want to put my nose in the toilet!

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The most annoying thing about the note is ‘Thankyou’ - one word.

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Genuinely thought that was what the thread was going to be about.

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It’s Seigob backwards, which I would argue is even funnier.

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I’m sat here wondering how many bogies there was in the sink. I really don’t think it would’ve been enough to warrant a note, irrespective of how grim it is anyway.

I also really want to talk to people around the office about the note because it’s really funny. But what if they wrote the note? What if they are the bogieman/woman?

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might get a game of bogies going in the office

Well we now know that isn’t possible.

Have you noticed any in the sink before?

Only acceptable when used as an adjective.

I have seen a single bogie in the sink before, yes.

But I turned the tap on for a bit to rinse it away and got on with my life.