#17

Whoever typed it, wiped it

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#18

Human beings are complex, multi-faceted creatures

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#19

Or better still, wipe your nose on some loo paper and put that in the toilet.

#20

outrageous

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#21

But I don’t want to put my nose in the toilet!

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#23

The most annoying thing about the note is ‘Thankyou’ - one word.

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#24

Genuinely thought that was what the thread was going to be about.

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#26

It’s Seigob backwards, which I would argue is even funnier.

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#27

I’m sat here wondering how many bogies there was in the sink. I really don’t think it would’ve been enough to warrant a note, irrespective of how grim it is anyway.

#28

I also really want to talk to people around the office about the note because it’s really funny. But what if they wrote the note? What if they are the bogieman/woman?

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#29

might get a game of bogies going in the office

#31

Well we now know that isn’t possible.

#32

Have you noticed any in the sink before?

#33

Only acceptable when used as an adjective.

#34

I have seen a single bogie in the sink before, yes.

But I turned the tap on for a bit to rinse it away and got on with my life.

#35

I totally lost it in work. Thanks

Now everyone is looking at me

#36

Still not having it.

#37

I’ve got a theory on signs, wanna hear it?

They have the opposite effect.

So I used to live in West London and the street I’m on had more “no fly tipping” signs than I’ve ever encountered in my life.

The street also had more instances of fly tipping than I’ve ever encountered in my life.

Now some of you will say “That’s why they put the signs there” but even if that was the case initially, I reckon that’s bollocks.

I reckon it happened once or twice, then the signs went up, then everyone in the neighbourhood was like “Fly tipping? Gosh, haven’t done that in years! Well… Why the bloody hell not!” before throwing a sofa out of their window.

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#39

Electric fences are always WAY too tempting.

Why you gotta tempt me, fence?

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#41

I’m just glad they don’t say “ELECTRIC FENCE. DEFINITELY DON’T PEE ON IT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.”

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