Those elegant long gloves that Audrey Hepburn or whoever wears but they go on the feet (and legs) instead.
Leggy bread
Cheers Shrewbs
Stockings with toes ?
Yeah, I suppose so. I guess they’re made of satin or something as well though.
Normal leggy bread
Ah yeah, kind of like Shrewbie’s suggestion but for the working person. Good call.
Remember “overtired” vs “oh, they’re tired”?
- Yeah
- Nah
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I’d like a strap-on.
Wait, what?
Yeah; you heard.
Dildo
What’s Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O’Malley Armstrong got to do with anything?
Elbow hat
Yeah, that’ll do, Gert, mate. That’ll do
(I meant this as in “this is decent stuff” not like in the final line of Babe (the greatest final line in cinema history))
Kneepads with built in LED lights
Gloves but with a variety of inbuilt utensils like those penknives the Swiss Army use.
Not sure how I’d market them though.
Little nose sock.
Nose nappy for when you have a cold