Look out for the massive fucking snakes, guys!

She said she would rather find a badger than a terrifying boa constrictor

Quote of the day, there.

https://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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what would you rather find?

  • badger
  • terrifying boa constrictor

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I’ve had an eight foot boa constrictor basically let loose in my house a few times. I did not enjoy the experience.

This is not a penis joke.

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You’ll be pleased to know I did almost use this for my thread title but I reasoned it would probably just be me, you and someone like @elthamsmateowen who’d get the reference.

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Why did this happen?

I’ve had an eight foot boa constrictor basically let loose in my house a few times. I enjoyed the experience.

This is a penis joke.

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My ex, whose house it also was, sometimes took snakes along to college balls etc as an entertainment side hustle. This meant the snake would have to stay in my house overnight.

We didn’t have a vivarium or anything, so he used to stay in the spare room with the heating cranked and plenty of heat mats.

I did not sleep very well on those nights.

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you’d have to be well slow to let a boa constrictor kill you

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Or asleep in a room adjacent to one.

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If its hand to hand combat I’d take the snake over the badger!

what about if you were having a nap on the floor?

Badgers are fucking massive

Like, if we ended up in a post-apocalyptic scenario I’d definitely domesticate them to ride into battle against my ash plain rival gangs

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they’re quite small though, unless you’re expecting post apocalyptic badgers to suddenly grow massive

i'd kill someone to see a badger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DQrlN1KOl8

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My dad hit a badger in the car once, totally fucked the front off-side wheel arch, it was like hitting a bollard.

That would never happen with a snake.

you might be getting them mixed up with cows

I don’t care what the so-called “experts” say, we need to cull those fuckers before they evolve into full-blown tanks!

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