Look out for the massive fucking snakes, guys!

We had a snake in the garden at the weekend. Scared the shit outta me, first time I’ve seen one in the “wild”

had a jazz chat with my friend the other week on a snake tip. a snake and rat tip.

it was along the lines of you’re stuck in a room, say 2 metres by 2 metres, wearing just a pair of shorts. would you rather be in the room with 50 rats, or a giant anaconda? please bear in mind you have no access to either water or food.

  • anaconda
  • 50 rats

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You ever seen a badger mate?

They’d smash your knees off!

They’re not the same?

  • (non-deadly) snakes are fine
  • I’m a massive baby

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not my knees they woudn’t

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were you smoking dope and playing fifa at the time?

neither man. me and vlad just talking shit

either way, i’m going with rats I think

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Saw badger a couple of months ago. Nice spot. They’re not that big. I guess they’ve got a pretty tasty bite, but reckon I could take one down pretty easily.

you can only pick one option?

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