#76

yes, as that party of orcs comprised two different species - the Uruk Hai, and the orcs sent by Sauron to help Saruman with his refurb.

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#77

there are far, far too many fucking tall people in london
taking up all the upper bits of a room

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#78

Honestly was expecting it to die quietly after 2 or 3.

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#79

So that rules out the idiomatic translation idea

#80

Bit shit really, Uruk Hais. Lots of ballyhoo but could never get the job done. Except Boromir but by the end he was walking around with a sandwich board that read “HIT ME”

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#82

why?

#83

Guess that’s why they had to build the Shard, it’s like a cottage to them

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#84

never understood how hard they got pasted at Helm’s Deep. perfectly equipped and positioned to withstand and repel a cavalry charge, but still completely fucked it.

#85

355170

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#86

Because he’s not speaking orcish, so he just said the menu thing straight up

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#87

oh right, you’re saying its translated for the audience.

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#88

Menus aren’t exclusive to restaurants. I don’t hink it’s established anywhere in the canon of LotR that orcs/uruks aren’t up on front end web design so that’ll be why they know it.

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#89

The orcs rejoiced, for meat had been returned to the menu

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#90

Tolkien, eh. What a load of shite.

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#91

image

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#92

technically he’s speaking mockney

#93

epimer eh, what a geek

#94

Around the Rudolph etc

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#95

Hobbits don’t have particularly meaty flanks

#96

Probably why it’s been off the menu so long

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