Elt and John
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I’m Luca Bish and I sell fish
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Still the best show on telly, nothing ever happens, it’s perfect
‘‘24’s old’’ hahahaha
Worlds most handsome man walks in
“Is he your type?”
Bit 
that guy that’s 27 being chucked in amongst some 19 year olds. Literally just out of school.
Wife sacked the first episode off after 50ish minutes. Nothing happens for ages on love island.
That’s the beauty of it though
That and Dami’s accent
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Yeah I do feel uncomfortable now watching 19 year olds acting out sex positions.
She was only 12 when series 1 came out.
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Michael Owen’s daughter speaks exactly like him. Might as well’ve plonked him in the house, really wish they had.
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Just saw an article about how Luca used to date Saffron Barker and I thought they meant Saffron Burrows and was very very astonished by this.
Not the same person. No idea who Saffron Barker is.
Gemma’s as boring as her prick dad
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It’s 'ecking Sue!
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I say this everytime but not sure I can go through the motions again. Stuck record television.
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Last name is even more of a mouthful
Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu
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This is my only contribution to this topic until it gets interesting or Michael Owens daughter names her favourite films.
Bit nothingy isn’t he, Davide. Get him binned.
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they are so fucking DRY. my god!! i’m so bored!!
we were truly so blessed in previous seasons with Maura, Amber, Tommy Fury (aliens cooking). none of these cunts have a speck of personality. i guess it only livened up last year with Toby’s rampage (truly hysterical, top-tier TV) but i do not think i have the patience for 10 weeks of this
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didn’t even watch the last two episodes but i can just feel the Atacama Desert being blessed to no longer be the driest place on Earth