Haha!! No way! Brilliant.
Thank you for all the info. I will absolutely give the audiobook a listen
sounds like exactly the kind of thing I need at the moment. Iβm finding it so hard to concentrate on anything at the mo, but this sounds so nice.
You say the knitting pattern is easy, I recently tried my hand at knitting after a long break and soon discovered I need to really get practising!
would love to make my own clanger 
I would love to see some of your knitting projects, I bet theyβre brilliant xx