Loving Yourself (filth thread)

  • Twice Nightly Whiteley
  • Nightly
  • 4-6 times a week
  • 2-3 times a week
  • Once a week
  • Once a fortnight
  • Once a month
  • Once a quarter
  • Barely ever
  • Never

0 voters

Let the poor lad wank

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I have lots of dreams that revolve around me trying to find somewhere private to ahem love myself but I’m constantly thwarted by friends and family and other obstacles in my way.

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Tmi?oh well.

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CWBAFT!

Castles Without Bedrooms Are Frustrating Things

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Like a Tough Mudder?

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You tried anything new in the ol’ wanking game lately?

  • Yes and it was great!
  • Yes and it was not great!
  • No, I simply lie back and think of England
  • No, I’ve already exhausted every possible way to wank

0 voters

Not looked at porn for ages. Good job the wankbank is well stocked

At work
(anon poll)

  • Yep
  • Nope

0 voters

Outdoors

  • Aye
  • Nay

0 voters

I’ve ended up loving myself as a direct result of something I’ve read on DiS

  • Yes, a filth thread
  • Yes, something else
  • No

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Glad I’m not the only one :blush:

Just realised I’ve dreamt this a few times also. I didn’t know I had until you said that.

From now on can filth threads be followed by vocaroo threads as standard practice please?

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That’s just porn

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1k32mqiGKvl

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Don’t have my headphones so that just blasted out to all of Hulme

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:smiley:

my apologies!

Just changing my vote upthread :smiley:

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Longest you’ve gone in your adult life without self-love

  • Three days or less
  • A week or less
  • A fortnight or less
  • A month or less
  • 1-3 months
  • 3-6 months
  • 6-12 months
  • Over a year?!

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