- Twice Nightly Whiteley
- 4-6 times a week
- 2-3 times a week
- Once a week
- Once a fortnight
- Once a month
- Once a quarter
- Barely ever
Let the poor lad wank
I have lots of dreams that revolve around me trying to find somewhere private to ahem love myself but I’m constantly thwarted by friends and family and other obstacles in my way.
Castles Without Bedrooms Are Frustrating Things
Like a Tough Mudder?
You tried anything new in the ol’ wanking game lately?
Not looked at porn for ages. Good job the wankbank is well stocked
I’ve ended up loving myself as a direct result of something I’ve read on DiS
Glad I’m not the only one
Just realised I’ve dreamt this a few times also. I didn’t know I had until you said that.
From now on can filth threads be followed by vocaroo threads as standard practice please?
That’s just porn
Don’t have my headphones so that just blasted out to all of Hulme
Just changing my vote upthread
Longest you’ve gone in your adult life without self-love