CWBAFT!

Castles Without Bedrooms Are Frustrating Things

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Like a Tough Mudder?

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You tried anything new in the ol’ wanking game lately?

  • Yes and it was great!
  • Yes and it was not great!
  • No, I simply lie back and think of England
  • No, I’ve already exhausted every possible way to wank

0 voters

Not looked at porn for ages. Good job the wankbank is well stocked

At work
(anon poll)

  • Yep
  • Nope

0 voters

Outdoors

  • Aye
  • Nay

0 voters

I’ve ended up loving myself as a direct result of something I’ve read on DiS

  • Yes, a filth thread
  • Yes, something else
  • No

0 voters

Glad I’m not the only one :blush:

Just realised I’ve dreamt this a few times also. I didn’t know I had until you said that.

From now on can filth threads be followed by vocaroo threads as standard practice please?

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That’s just porn

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1k32mqiGKvl

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Don’t have my headphones so that just blasted out to all of Hulme

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:smiley:

my apologies!

Just changing my vote upthread :smiley:

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Longest you’ve gone in your adult life without self-love

  • Three days or less
  • A week or less
  • A fortnight or less
  • A month or less
  • 1-3 months
  • 3-6 months
  • 6-12 months
  • Over a year?!

0 voters

Do PMs count

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Sure

I have voted accordingly