I recognise that but can’t place it. Where is it?
This old couple are in Subway a lot.
They just had an extremely quiet argument and are now sat at opposite ends of the bench.
Sweet.
Fuck off are you lunching in the Royal Exchange.
Think they were arguing about whether the weird guy they always see in Subway is stalking them. Looks like the woman is onto you…
fuckin wetherspoons
There’s no argument about that. Definitely stalking.
the royal exchange!
yes m8 I did!
(special Evening Standard £15 lunch menu with a glass of wine!!!)
Oh nice! I popped into Tiffany’s there as it’s the closest to my office, it’s a beautiful building innit. What did ye eat?
Ah yes.
Noice!
Yeah, but he’d insist on running his stubby, unwashed/ wedding ring’d fingers through every ingredient.
Everything I thought about having for lunch had already been eaten (living with other people etc), I settled upon toast and manage to burn it while I was distracted here. Just had some bread
Not until he’d first submerged his hands and entire body in a vat of olive oil
Take any photos of unhappy elderly couples while you were there?
good god
*lemons