Call me Yer Auld Da
Don’t trust people who don’t think that Tunnocks is the superior snack of choice to be honest.
shut up, man!
I think we needed multiple options here.
There are several of these that I would happily snack the living daylights out of.
dude! you’re well known as the king of handbags/losing your shit over nothing
you should quit while you’re behind
good day, sir
I’m the one who admits it though
peanuts, no thank you
absolutely should not have made me fully bark out a laugh; did.
Fuck Time Out’s and all who sail on her.
I definitely need to work on some new material.
a single twix is always really unsatisfying
you know you’re only getting half a chocolate bar
Tunnocks Caramel Wafer because:
- It’s dead tasty
- You’re not eating an inferior version of a product (such as a Kit Kat Chunky)
Are you saying the Kit Kat Chunky the inferior version of the product, or is the standard/2-finger Kit Kat the inferior version of the Chunky?
Asking for a friend.
Phew. I was genuinely concerned for a minute there.