Lying: The Poll Thread

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  • Post a poll with 3 options - 2 truthful statements about yourself, 1 lie.
  • Everyone votes for the one they think is a lie.
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Tried for ages to think of interesting things but this thread is like a team building day at work and it’s making me anxious

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  • Was “refreshed out of the schedules” on uni radio for playing Chas And Dave
  • At high school, convinced the local shabby sports centre that the BBC wanted to film that year’s Sport Personality Of The Year awards there.
  • Once lived next door to a relative of HRH The Purple Midget, Prince

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Just occured to me that His Royal Highness is perhaps not the best way to describe Prince, but there you have it.

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I FEEL THE SAME!

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don’t think I have any stories that I haven’t already told on here

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Reminds me of the time I asked a group of customer advisers who’d never met each other before to tell us all an interesting fact about themselves and mousy little Raj from Upminster told everyone that she had a pierced clit. Thanks Raj

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Midget is probably the worse part tbh

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I do apologise, I meant to say The Restricted Elevation Midget.

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Why do that?

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The man’s decimated the jockey population, I don’t think we should be giving him any sympathy.

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  • I was a big Insane Clown Posse fan as a teenager.
  • My uncle is best friends with John Hartson, the footballer who used to play for Arsenal.
  • I was the only one of my siblings who didn’t get a degree at Cambridge University.

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:smiley:

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love that almost everyone is convinced you were a juggalo

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When do we do the reveal, chief?

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  • I don’t want nobody else, I love you
  • There won’t be somebody else and that’s true
  • You’ll always be my friend, sweet darling

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  • My uncle played the drums on the Eastenders theme tune.
  • My dad was once told by Prince Philip that he was ‘wearing a tie that architects would wear’
  • My mum was once on Can’t Cook Won’t Cook. She won a blender.

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Why do you pretend?

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  • Never eaten sushi but have been to Japan
  • Never eaten pho but have been to Vietnam
  • Never eaten goulash but have been to Hungary

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