Lying: The Poll Thread

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  • i enjoy the lemon and lime jam from M&S
  • i enjoy the strawberry jam from M&S
  • i enjoy the orange marmalade w/ peel from M&S

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22

can’t believe only one is true

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23

for breakfast i had

  • overnight oats with berries
  • omelette with bacon
  • vegan square sausage roll

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  • ate 24 profiteroles in one sitting
  • ate 63 1/2 McNuggets in one sitting
  • ate 50 cocktail sausage rolls in one sitting

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i knew that one was a lie because ma0sm is still very much down with the clown

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vegan square is oddly specific and it only goes with an omelette really, therefore oats are the lie

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‘63 and a half’ mcnuggets or 63 ‘half mcnuggets’?

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the former

29

oh wait i’ve been doing this wrong, i thought it was only one true thing

edit: even fucked that up, i’m really not with it today

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30

Or 315.5 mcnuggets?

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  • I used to live next door to the Derby County youth team coach
  • I can sing the theme tune to The Wombles backwards
  • I have told no lies in this poll

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  • I once played a gig supporting a member of Boyzone
  • I am banned for life from Butlins
  • I have a lewd tattoo which I got for a bet while on holiday and only my wife has seen it

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I am 100% confident that you were (and possibly still are, on request) a Juggalo.

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The guy’s a Juggalo, maaaan…know what I mean?

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  • I once shared a cab with David Mitchell
  • I once chatted to George RR Martin about curry
  • Ian McKellen once invited me to a party

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36

Given that I’ve shared every remotely interesting anecdote about myself dozens of times on here, this probably won’t be hard

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  • I once saw the entire South African ODI team at the services on the M40. They were evenly split in the queues between Burger King and KFC
  • I played 7 a side against former Sheffield United great Chris Porter
  • I conducted a humanist wedding written by me out of song titles for a friend.

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  • I was a contestant on quiz show Pointless and won the trophy.
  • I went to school with 2 of the original Sugababes.
  • I waited for over 5 minutes for Paul Merson (pre addiction revelations) to free up a toilet when I was 8.

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39

No way was that queue balanced

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  • I have shared a urinal with a Liverpool footballer
  • I have played a game of Trivial Pursuit with a Football League manager
  • I have shared a shower with a Commonwealth Games medallist

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