- I once had to show Gareth Southgate where the toilet was at Hampden.
- I once shit myself while driving from Troon to Glasgow
- I once called Ewan MacGregor a bawbag when meeting him at the premiere of his animated movie Valiant.
I don’t think any of these are lies.
Actually, these are all true
One of them is a lie but only because I changed a fundamental detail of it to not be true.
I bet Eavis isn’t that polite.
When are we all revealing (save it for Thursday etc)?
Reckon it was Kazenga.
The restaurant was in Colchester, obviously
Could have been visiting.
Ok I’ll try one
The lie was…
My uncle is best friends with John Hartson, the footballer who used to play for Arsenal!
Well done most people! He was a close friend of my English teacher in school, and she got each of us a signed photograph from him.
Both of my brothers went to Cambridge, was in the local newspaper and everything, here’s me visiting one of them for the Trinity May Ball as a 16-year-old.
I was a big Insane Clown Posse fan as a teenager, long before most people knew they existed. I am not anymore.
I’ve never eaten sushi
Sorry food people
This is wonderful
I have eaten 63 1/2 McNuggets in a sitting, and I have eaten 50 cocktail sausage rolls in a sitting.
Never had 24 profiteroles in one go, but have probably done 10-12.
You’ll always be my savoury man xx