My coffee machine cleans itself and then turns off at pretty much the exact point I fancy a second coffee. I then have to turn it on where it then cleans itself again. Give me another 15 minutes you mother fucker!
Old blue last
Which machine is this please Lonzy?
Rage against it!
Mine does the same, but I think you can take it out of “ECO” mode and it just stays on forever?
Delonghi ESAM 2800 Cafe Corso
I think you can get better than it for not much more but it has been a good friend (other than the auto clean time cycle abomination) for two or three years.
I will never be without a bean to cup machine in my life again barring a Mad Max/Waterworld apocalyptic scenario.
I’ve got the Caffe Venezia ESAM 2200.
We should swap notes.
Oh my. This is a revelation.
Over a decade of communication with you has finally come good.
She’s a beaut mate
Look at this though!
(BTW I think I might buy 2 coffees a year out and about so it is YOU that is the tory (not ant but YOU)).
(That’s the one I’ve got, pal)
Yowsers, I can get one of these bad boys on ebay for £169 refurbished:
Given the price this sounds like a manageable level of Machine Grievance. Are you doing stealth marketing for Delonghi?
microwave beeps when the food is ready (fine)
but then keeps beeping like fuck every minute unless i open the door. i heard you the first time you prick, I’m doing something right now give me a chance!!
Dishwashers are a bit fucking needy, aren’t they?
Waaa! I need more salt!!!
PLLLEEEEEASE can I have some rinse aid?
Oh, I’m still drying! Sorry I’m so slow! I’m trying my best ok!!!
Nobody even knows what the salt is for. Nobody.
love a perfectly seasoned sieve
What a fucking baller!
after the dishwasher defeats its enemies (dirty plates) it salts their fields just to get it up them
vindictive bastards, dishwashers