Did the taller or shorter man win?

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I was taught to cook various things, helped out with meals and sorted myself out quite a bit before Uni, even that didn’t prepare me for daily organisation, buying food and cooking it to be fair. But I watched enough cooking programmes and read recipes and never found much of an issue teaching myself. How people struggled to follow instructions to cook some chicken nuggets baffled me.

Oh we’d broken the fight up before it could reach a conclusion. Both chaps were of similar height (6’ 2" and 6’ 4" I think - tall lads).

If you’re talking about the Strongbow Challenge the taller lad won easily.

Was part of a team of people to get a pretty famous MP elected in 2015, pretty funny to think I was actually a part of something important.

Also snorted a few lines.

That’s Japanese wine pal, not cider

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just remembered i saw a discussion in a peep show facebook group about the fact that Jeremy must have struggled with basic learning-to-look-after-yourself stuff at uni and someone said this, still makes me laugh when i remember it

there are Jez types everywhere, when i was at uni someone asked me “how do you cook oven chips?”

*beating off

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I remember one of my friends trying to get a bunch of us to move first an abandoned fridge and then a Smart car on the way home from the pub. We all chickened out though and hid behind a wall leaving him to try and move the fridge by himself. We did steal a traffic cone though and a load of barriers which we dumped in a friends living room whilst visiting. Oh, we were mad we were

It’s actually a generic term in Japanese for any kind of booze. If you’re in Japan and ask for sake they will ask you to be more specific. If you go to a Japanese restaurant in this country they know what we mean by it, though.

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Always though You Really Got Me was closer to pop punk than metal.

Definitive version here:

Could probably have decorated the whole street with mine tbh

OH SHIT this has just reminded me that I started drinking cartons of apple juice all the time. The guy I fancied* thought it was funny so I collected all my apple juice cartons for the rest of the year #madlad

*megatwat. he once had a go at me for ordering cider at the pub… because I sometimes drank alcopops and he thought I should always order cider? (True in hindsight but fuck off policing someone else’s drinks.) Also part of the drama society, the absolute worst scum.

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I went out with a girl who had never made herself a cup of tea until she had started university.

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We had similar iconography relating to Jet from Gladiators. Also played Laserquest with her.

Bet she doesn’t remember… Ho hum

We had a full length Jet poster facing street-wards on our glass panelled front door so that everyone passing could see. When I used to tell people which street I lived on they would ask if I lived near The Jet House :neutral_face:

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"Hey babe; we live at The Jet House :sunglasses: "

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Yeah, go fuck yourself Playboy Mansion :sunglasses:

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If only…

Quality

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