That’s Japanese wine pal, not cider

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just remembered i saw a discussion in a peep show facebook group about the fact that Jeremy must have struggled with basic learning-to-look-after-yourself stuff at uni and someone said this, still makes me laugh when i remember it

there are Jez types everywhere, when i was at uni someone asked me “how do you cook oven chips?”

*beating off

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I remember one of my friends trying to get a bunch of us to move first an abandoned fridge and then a Smart car on the way home from the pub. We all chickened out though and hid behind a wall leaving him to try and move the fridge by himself. We did steal a traffic cone though and a load of barriers which we dumped in a friends living room whilst visiting. Oh, we were mad we were

It’s actually a generic term in Japanese for any kind of booze. If you’re in Japan and ask for sake they will ask you to be more specific. If you go to a Japanese restaurant in this country they know what we mean by it, though.

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Always though You Really Got Me was closer to pop punk than metal.

Definitive version here:

Could probably have decorated the whole street with mine tbh

OH SHIT this has just reminded me that I started drinking cartons of apple juice all the time. The guy I fancied* thought it was funny so I collected all my apple juice cartons for the rest of the year #madlad

*megatwat. he once had a go at me for ordering cider at the pub… because I sometimes drank alcopops and he thought I should always order cider? (True in hindsight but fuck off policing someone else’s drinks.) Also part of the drama society, the absolute worst scum.

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I went out with a girl who had never made herself a cup of tea until she had started university.

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We had similar iconography relating to Jet from Gladiators. Also played Laserquest with her.

Bet she doesn’t remember… Ho hum

We had a full length Jet poster facing street-wards on our glass panelled front door so that everyone passing could see. When I used to tell people which street I lived on they would ask if I lived near The Jet House :neutral_face:

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"Hey babe; we live at The Jet House :sunglasses: "

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Yeah, go fuck yourself Playboy Mansion :sunglasses:

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If only…

Quality

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can i ask what the end goal of this was?

I feel like there’s a cider / inside her joke to be made here

There was a young lady from Hyde
Who ate a green apple and died
While her lover lamented
The apple fermented
And made cider inside her inside

(*Classic ‘Young Lady from Hyde’)

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Jamie Oliver had a wagon caravan thing with a sign that said “The Cock in Cider” found it pretty wrong.